Pastor arrested for convincing followers to give him Oral s-x because his p-nis contained holy milk

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor, has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies.

This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”.

This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.

According to one of his victims…

“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.”
Oh well!

300 Comments

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    July 31, 2013 at 7:11 am

    No comments from xtians? Bcoz no be imam abi?

    • Islam

      August 13, 2013 at 7:15 pm

      Rabu da tsinannu

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